Badmoon Astronaut Hoodie
The Badmoon Armory “tactical astronaut hoodie” is an extraordinary force multiplier for anyone who wears it – and not just for Space Force hitters, either.
It’s printed on a unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt. That probably won’t mean much, if anything, to you unless you’re some sort of apparel nerd (or a fabric fetish), so here’s a breakdown of sizing:
|Sleeve length from center back, in||33.50||34.50||35.50||36.50||37.01||38.50||39.50||40.50|
Astronaut Sweatshirt Build and Specs:
We have copied and pasted the following from the manufacturer because we didn’t want to write it ourselves (and we knew you probably wouldn’t care).
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
Note: All our shirt and hoodie orders will be drop-shipped directly to customers from the printing company. Unless they’re day-drinking or watching naughty “training films” instead of processing orders, you’ll get it most ricky-tick.
Note: in some stoopid states, usually where there are a large number of the clueless and woketarded, this sweatshirt might be classified as an assault hoodie. True, there is no such thing as an assault hoodie, but some people don’t let facts or common sense get in the way of their dogma and mission.
Also: because we need to stretch this item description out a bit in order to please the SEO gods, we’d like to remind you that the Bad Moon Tactical Astronaut Hoodie is available in several colors, including:
• Dark heather
• Royal Blue
Sizes are available from Small up to 5X.
Here’s another lifestyle image so we can, 1) show you someone cool wearing our design, and 2) use this and the caption to break 400 words.