Bad Moon Armory Tactical Astronaut Hoodie


The Badmoon Armory tactical astronaut hoodie is an homage to the fightin’ men and women who have kept our moon safe from Commies, sissies, hippies, and those damn Nazis who keep trying to establish a Lunar Reich over on the Dark Side.

It’s also a nod to American Exceptionalism and the triumph of ‘Merican measurement over the metric system.

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Badmoon Astronaut Hoodie

The Badmoon Armory “tactical astronaut hoodie” is an extraordinary force multiplier for anyone who wears it – and not just for Space Force hitters, either.

Tactical astronaut hoodie
Our tactical astronaut hoodie is a force multiplier for those of you who are suave enough to pull it off…but don’t worry, the rest of you with low charisma fugly types can wear it too!

It’s printed on a unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt. That probably won’t mean much, if anything, to you unless you’re some sort of apparel nerd (or a fabric fetish), so here’s a breakdown of sizing:

Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.01 38.50 39.50 40.50

Astronaut Sweatshirt Build and Specs:

We have copied and pasted the following from the manufacturer because we didn’t want to write it ourselves (and we knew you probably wouldn’t care).

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood’s drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Note: All our shirt and hoodie orders will be drop-shipped directly to customers from the printing company. Unless they’re day-drinking or watching naughty “training films” instead of processing orders, you’ll get it most ricky-tick.

Astronaut hoodie at the Tannhäuser Gate
What will YOU be wearing at the Tannhäuser Gate?

Note: in some stoopid states, usually where there are a large number of the clueless and woketarded, this sweatshirt might be classified as an assault hoodie. True, there is no such thing as an assault hoodie, but some people don’t let facts or common sense get in the way of their dogma and mission.

Also: because we need to stretch this item description out a bit in order to please the SEO gods, we’d like to remind you that the Bad Moon Tactical Astronaut Hoodie is available in several colors, including:


Dark heather


Royal Blue



Sizes are available from Small up to 5X.

This kid knows what’s up. As a reward for his impeccable taste will will almost certainly probably maybe throw him to the Rigellians last.

Here’s another lifestyle image so we can, 1) show you someone cool wearing our design, and 2) use this and the caption to break 400 words.

Tactical astronaut hoodie by Bad Moon Armory
This could be a picture we pulled from a template app, but it could just as easily be a Space Force SNCO on his way to plan an operation against recalcitrant Mangalores. You be the judge.
Bad Moon Armory Tactical Astronaut Hoodie

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