Tactical Astronaut: Bad Moon Armory Lunar Warfare Tee

This classic unisex tee will help shield you from unwanted topics of casual office conversation.
“You think we’ll see any rain this weekend?”
“I dunno, Mark…but  it’d sure make digging a shallow grave for you that much easier when you don’t refill that coffee pot later on!”

See, these sort of statements are what lands you relegated to the HR office for a meeting that probably should’ve just been a fistfight in the parking lot. Donning our tee, you would have that lunar commando watching your six, letting Mark know that you don’t want to be bothered by his fucking chitchat. See?  We have you covered here…or at least we have your torso covered with this sweet ass shirt. Pants are certainly optional, but lack thereof is also a precursor to the HR meetings again, so act accordingly. What it might do is bring up totally different topics from strangers.

“What’s that load out he’s carrying? 6.5 Creedmoor? .300 blackout? 5.56 NATO?” you might get asked…

Well, we just can’t disclose shit like that on the internet for all to read. It’s certainly not your gandpa’s old XM-177. It’s most definitely not some daily deal poor rifle loadout he’s carrying. This is fucking NASA, Space Force and probably even Elon’s people we’re talking about, for Christ’s sake! They’re not gonna just tell you all the secrets to holding the line between humanity and the UAPs the Discovery Channel warns us about! Likely, it’s some high-speed gear that you’ve never even thought of yet. Archillian death ray, phase plasma rifle in a 40-watt range, fighting on the forest planet of Endor kinda shit. Yeah, we just can’t tell you all the details. You’ll just have to trust us when we say that these shirts are ready for sex. Get Lunar!