If you’re reading this, it means you got banged by the wretched minion of the Mad Duo. Or maybe you are one of the lucky ones that isn’t gonna need a round of antibiotic shots after all this dust settles down this year and Vegas is but a distance, blurred memory. Either way, you’re looking at purchasing one of our limited-edition freedom flashbangs for yourself or some of your loved ones. This is the place to do it. These sweet babies can be loaded up with all the things that make us free, but none of that communist bullshit that requires blue hair dye and pronoun use. In fact, they self-destruct(probably) if you try to fill them with kombucha or yerba matte or some other form of herbal hippie juice.  They are slightly smaller than the original flashbangs, coming in at 2 ounces, but still are set up with a phenolic lining to protect against that shitty metallic taste from leaching into your karate-fightin’ fuel of choice. They also have a foam lined cap to prevent any leaks. This will be a limited run of flaskbangs, so once they’re gone, you’ve missed the chance to add the national colors to your bang fueled revelry.