Dirty Mike Night Stalker Tee: A Michael Myers Shirt

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Why should you invest in a Michael Myers shirt like this? Ooooh, therein lies the tale, friends.

Why a Michael Myers Shirt? It’s a Tale of American Exceptionalism

When it comes to iconic Halloween figures, or really any unstoppable slasher villain, it’s really tough to beat Michael Myers. He doesn’t play games. He doesn’t have parameters to operate within. He’s the perfect embodiment of American exceptionalism, as exemplified by the full-tilt, psycho stalker, serial killer of iconic horror cinema and as a result, is the perfect focus of our first-ever limited edition graphic tee.

Not Other Slasher Measures (or Slaughters) Up

We’re aware there are other homicidal psychopaths out there capable of wreaking extraordinary carnage and slaughter, but none that have the same dread, horripilation-inducing gravitas as Michael Myers. Ol’ Frederick Slashy-Fingers Krueger? Ha! In your dreams! Pennywise the Clown? Never fucking heard of her. The only one who might come close is Jason Voor-who-whatever, but even he doesn’t measure up to the Mike Stalker. And when it comes to Dirty Mike ,the only ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah you’re going to hear will be coming from the hush-puppy can on the business end of that battle rifle.

Relentless. Remorseless. Pitiless.

Michael Myers is relentless, remorseless, and pitiless. He’s a single, low-speed, what’s-drag tactical operator. Implacable and unstoppable. So, will you be if you wear one of these badass shirts. You’ll find more options that provide the same personal plus-up benefit to the wearer in our gun shirts category.

And that’s why we say Mike stalkers don’t quit! 

P.S. Horripilation really is a word. Really. It’s like “goose-bumps” but way better.

The “Dirty Mike Stalker” Michael Myers shirt is printed on Bella Canvas tees.

Note: Proceeds from this design will be going to help one of our homies recently hit with a cancer diagnosis.

Dirty Mike Stalker Shirt Specs

Here’s all the spec-stuff from the place where we get the shirts:

• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
• The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
• Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
• The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.