Original Pipe Hitter Shirt

Description

Every Pipehitter would put foot to ass, and all of them were fond of lunting. Now, none of them ever wore one of these shirts, but that’s only because none of us were alive when they were. If we had been, and we’d had one of these

“The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.” – William Makepeace Thackeray

Then there are guys like Albert Einstein, Albert King, Hugh Hefner…

Wear the Original Pipehitter tee – it’s guaranteed to make you look dignified, increase your gravitas level by a factor of at least 10, and give you much better taste in hats.

.: Made with 100% cotton lightweight fabric.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.g.
.: Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester.

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