XM177 Classically Trained Shirt

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The XM177, ahhh…an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. It’s like a fine wine… sort of. Vibes of classy distinguishment permeate the air like the aromatic tickle of a Chateau Haut-Brion, but without any of the French-ness of it. Instead, it commands your attention with a strong, iron-fisted aftertaste of something more Anheuser-Busch. Probably Natty Light. It shows this generation of younglings that you really mean business and don’t mind kicking a few dicks off to see things through. M-LOK? Sopmod? Yeah, you’ve already caught both of those in a shifty little joint outside of Da Nang right after you helped squash that TET Offensive noise. Doc warned you about it, but you don’t learn without at least a double round of penicillin shots to clear everything up.

“But…how would you mount a weapon light to it?”, they ask. You shake your head in disgust as you motion to your stockpile of 100 mile an hour tape and hose clamps. Besides, the only light you really need is the warm, hypnotic glow of that moderator as democracy seeds are belched into communist faces.

So yeah, this shirt is for those of you who love the old ways. And it’s a super hard, retro rifle flex, too.

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This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.

 

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

XM177 Classically Trained Shirt

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